Once upon a time, there were too many auctions on the Great Lakes shard. Attendance was dropping, items were going cheaper, and submitters weren't happy. Then one day, the wacky folks at Majestic Oaks came up with an even wackier idea...

"I know... Let's cancel the Monday auction and instead, we can hold events." said Pratt
"Bombdiggity!!!", replied Justin, "we can do a different event each week!"
"We could have a bachelor auction" Kelwyn suggested

Rather than commit her friends to the nearest mental institution, Grendlyn padded the walls of a dark corner room in the basement of the castle, aquired top of the line straight jackets (in yummy butter yellow!), and announced she was throwing a party where food and drink would be served.

"Food and drink?", drooled Grigory.
"Will there be men?", asked Kelwyn.
"Bombdiggity!!!", Justin interjected.

Grendlyn quickly bound them in their jackets, locked the doors, and withheld food, drink (and men) while her "guests" worked on their dastardly plans...

"We could have a game where we ask the players how many hits to kill Pratt given a fencer with 62 fencing", Grendlyn suggested.
"Nah, that's too mathy", stated Kelwyn. "We could have him drink poison potions!"
"Or maybe we could trap prize chests so they explode when opened!", Grigory mentioned
"You know, we could do a scavenger hunt where we go to really dangerous places to recover items... now wouldn't THAT be the Bomb!?!?", Justin grinned.
"No way Pratt is gonna go for all this dying guys", warned Gren.
"Well who will?" asked Kelwyn...

...glancing out the window, the gang spied none other than Monty Hall and Vanna White in the shipping lane. They were holding a sign, "Will work for food."

"BOMBDIGGITY!!!" the gang cried...

Please join the wonderfully wacky Fun Crew for "Majestic Madness", every Monday night at the MOA Vendor Mall Castle on Ice Island at 8pm CST (9pm EST), where they will offer different events each week as follows: